Straight to the Top

I've got twenty guys on a job site, building a thirty-story hotel. The fourteenth floor was supposed to be done yesterday, and they're still working on ten. It's not their fault. It rained for a whole week straight.

My client didn't want to hear about the weather. He called four times before nine o'clock wanting to find out about the holdup. The pressure was building so I grabbed my usual: two donuts and a black coffee. What a mistake. I could almost feel the heartburn starting just looking at the glaze on the donuts.

It was just one of those days. So I took a deep breath and a Zantac 75^® to help the situation. Things got much better from there. Strong relief came fast, and it lasted. Then I looked up, put on my hardhat and got ready for another day in the sky.

Dramatization